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Wednesday, March 19th 2014, 5:57pm

Beware you fools

Dont pretend like you're rolling thirty deep up in this piece AIIIGHHT? Ya'll already know half these cats inside here tryna be all slick ain't the cats that you think they is. Just a buncha nuffanarians tryna act all cute with toons they "obtained" through their frivolous ways, so they can get dat same reaction as if you took justin beiber's shirt off and threw him in a pit of thirteen year old girls. Watchu think this is a game? This is not a game, now im gonna have ta open up a can on you paht-na. Security run up, and we crush em!

TL:DR; idek

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Wednesday, March 19th 2014, 5:59pm

Wabi

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Wednesday, March 19th 2014, 6:00pm

Yeah so last night I hopped in one of my amazingly pimp rides which is a Ferrari or something I don't know because I own so many goddamn cars LOL and said goodnight to my supermodel wife just after she gave me 12 blowjobs for 2 hours while I drank Chivas and watched porn and then I drove to a club where I picked up three chicks and drove them over to meet my girlfriend on the side who is also a supermodel and we all had amazingly erotic sex for 12 hours and I tapped one of the chick's asses who was a supermodel and then busted on her back so hard that she had to go to the hospital because I bruised her spine. Then I took some drugs and drove another car it's like a Mitsubishi Eclipse special edition TYPE R or something beats me who cares when you own like 20 cars and three mansions and then I went to a stockholders meeting for Microsoft and Dupont and ExxonMobil and made lots of important decisions and then I took a limo with three hookers in it that the government paid for and they gave me blowjobs while I fingered their pussies and snorted coke off of their tits. And then I brought them home where my supermodel wife had sex with all of the hookers and I videotaped it and then we all did some online shopping and I bought a few more cars and a hot tub and we adopted some kids from the Tsunami because it is important to spread the love and be socially aware of things going on in the world, okay don't you think so? So then I drove the hookers home and they said that they had so much fun that they were not going to even charge the government and one of them said that I had the biggest cock she had ever seen and everyone else agreed LOL. So then I went and played some video games with my girlfriend and some of her supermodel friends and they invited some rock stars over and we all partied and played games and then all of the supermodels piled on top of me and we had incredibly erotic sex in one of my mansions and four of my other cars, all of which cost over $100,000 each. And also I totally owned at the video games. Then after that we went out for a restaurant and it was so good that I bought the restaurant and the head chef, who is also a supermodel, came out and gave me a blow job while she made unagi rolls which are my favorite. Then my wife and my girlfriend had lesbian sex in the restaurant and everyone had an orgy and everyone in the whole restaurant had a vote and I won "Largest Wang" as well as "Best Eyes" and "Most Semen". Then I drove home in 12 different cars and left the ones without gas on the side of the road for homeless people to take because it is important to give back to the community, and then I went to bed.

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Wednesday, March 19th 2014, 6:17pm

Evish

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Wednesday, March 19th 2014, 6:25pm

BehrKeel

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Wednesday, March 19th 2014, 6:32pm

lordsajo

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Dont pretend like you're rolling thirty deep up in this piece AIIIGHHT? Ya'll already know half these cats inside here tryna be all slick ain't the cats that you think they is. Just a buncha nuffanarians tryna act all cute with toons they "obtained" through their frivolous ways, so they can get dat same reaction as if you took justin beiber's shirt off and threw him in a pit of thirteen year old girls. Watchu think this is a game? This is not a game, now im gonna have ta open up a can on you paht-na. Security run up, and we crush em!

TL:DR; idek
Google translate won't translate this into English for me :(
Everyone's unique, but if you want to fit in, do your best to hide it.
Money won't buy you happiness, it will rent the hell out of it though.
Knowing when something is going to end well is good.
Knowing when something is going to end badly is better.

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